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Goodness [Oct. 7th, 2007|06:11 pm]
[mood |impressedimpressed]

OK so it's been well over a year since i posted shit on LJ. Who knows when i'll post something again. So let this soak in and hold onto it dearly... Never Settle. Never hesitate. Never regret. Never drink Genny Cream Ale.   that about covers it. Til next time...take care all

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i love being me [Jan. 11th, 2006|06:49 pm]
[music |Pizzicato 5 - Good]

Hey everyone...sorry i didnt post sooner...still getting used to the new hours.

WORK...I'm not gonna lie to ya. My first day there was scary as all hell. Totally diff environment than what i was used to. I was dressed for the part (all preppy like) but still felt like an outsider.
The second day was a little bit better. I knew a little bit more about the process. But, still didnt feel like it was me. This continued til yesterday. I Threw all the "nice" clothes back in the closet...put on the baggy jeans...earings back in...hoodie on...and went back to work as myself. AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now that feels better!! I even assaulted them with my sometimes scary humor.
For instance, today one of the techs was playing basketball on his lunchbreak and twisted his ankle. He came back to work whining like a little bitch..."oh i need to elevate my leg. Oh it hurts." The rest of us were waiting for him to get in the fetal position and start sucking his thumb. After about an hour of his whining (mind you i've never talked to this guy before) i said to him, "You know i think they have special bandaids in the womens bathroom for people like you." Everyone's jaws dropped and then after a moment of rather uncomfortable silence, they all busted out laughing.
So yeah i think that they've either warmed up to me now or just think i'm fucked up. Either way, it's better than holding in all this humor and waiting til i get home to take it out on someone else...

Oh, 1 other cool thing...i got my dvd burner working and i've been burning the hell out of movies for the past 3 days. If anyone wants something, just me know.
Later ya'll
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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2006|07:45 pm]
[music |Pizzicato 5 - Good]

I start my new job tomorrow. New year...New job...New shit to deal with.

i've only smoked 2 ciggies since new years eve and it's driving me fucking crazy!!!

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New Years Res... [Dec. 19th, 2005|01:45 pm]
[music |silence...ahhhhhh that's nice]

Finally gonna do it...gonna quit smoking.

It was actually a toss up between that and caffeine. But, daddy needs his feel good juice.
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2005|09:36 am]
[music |Road to Perdition OST - Piano Duet]

Yeah i know im a little late getting a list up. I just have no idea what i want this year. Honestly...i cant think of anything!
Russian mail order bride maybe???
Not to be confused with, Russian MALE order bride.

Shit, i have no idea...surprise me.
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Need some help [Dec. 12th, 2005|02:49 pm]
So im trying to get into the christmas spirit here. Got the decorations up, candles in the windows, manger scene, etc.. Doin alright so far. Then i start thinking about all the christmas specials on tv i used to watch growing up. I grab the tv guide and start flipping through it. You know what i found? JACK SHIT! With the exception of "Spongebob's x-mas" and a few other lame specials. What ever happened to "Claymation Christmas" with the california raisons? For me, nothing says, "Happy birthday Jesus" like claymation raisons!!!
My godkids are going to be deprived of all that is x-mas! I cant even find "Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas" on the schedule...C'MON!!

I'm taking matters into my own hands now. I'm just going to have to download all of the christmas specials that are worth watching. I do this not only for my god children but for their children and so on. By GOD...I WILL NOT LET THEM DOWN!!!

ok so maybe it's not ALL for them...CLAYMATION RAISONS PEOPLE...RAISONS!!!

Anywho, i'm gonna need some help getting together titles of christmas specials from yall. So far i got, Claymation Christmas, Mickey's Christmas Carol, Rudolph, Frosty, Girls Gone Wild...oops..scratch that one, and a Christmas Story.

What else???

If anyone wants some let me know and i'll burn it up for ya
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(no subject) [Dec. 11th, 2005|04:09 pm]
[music |VAST - I'm Dying]

you're all prob getting sick of me talking about my new job, but i cant stop. I keep finding out all sorts of new "perks" that come along with it. For instance...I got a call from them Thurday night at work. They said they cant wait til i start and they got a desk all ready for me with my own comp and stuff. I'm standing there on the phone, feet aching, back aching, knee about to explode and all i can think about is sitting at my desk.

Another big ol perk is, I get any and all computer software thats used at RIT for free now. Yes...FREE!!!!! Adobe Photoshop CS here i come...(click on "show me").

Did i mention all of the I.T. nerds...ahem...students that will be at my disposal. "Hey you...here's my pc...upgrade it for me will ya. Ummm...better give me 500 gig hard drive...just go balls out with it. I'll be back in 10 min to pick it up."

PLUS...if for some reason RIT doesnt have software or hardware that i need/want, i can order it and get it 90% off!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I feel like dancing...*does a lil riverdance jig*


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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2005|01:41 pm]
[music |Saint Saens - Dance Macabre]

Yeah it's been a few days since i updated...Piss off, i'm worth the wait.

First off, The Good... In another 3 weeks i'll be sitting at my desk wondering what i want for lunch as my students do mindless work. Yeah thats right, i'm in baby. Just waiting on the official paperwork monday. RIT is either gonna love me or hate me. It's gonna be tough for the first few weeks just sitting there and keeping my mouth shut so i dont scare anyone. I've decided to vent all of my "crazy" at Ultrafab before i leave...they're used to me being a little bit off.

Next, The Bad...I have no idea what to get people for x-mas this year. Well, besides Kyle cause he's a greedy bastard and made a monster wish list. Any suggestions would be very helpful seeing as how i've been on nights for so long and not had nearly as much contact with fam and friends as i would like. Christ i just found out the other day that i have a 20 year old brother named Chris! Obi Wan was wise to hide him from me...

The Ugly...I helped Shawn skin a deer the other day. By "help", i mean that i stood there in complete awe as i watched the man with the weakest stomach in the world carve up something that up until earlier that day was walking around with its young. The phrase, "Hmmm, I wonder if this is how im supposed to do this." passed his lips more than once. I had to go inside for a few min to escape the stench. When i came back out, the deer that had been hanging from the ceiling by a rope was only half there. "I think i made a bad cut." i look down to see the other half of the deer laying in a pile of fur and fat.
"I gotta go Shawn...Hrmph."

Soooo, to recap...Yay me...x-mas suggestions...Hrmph...
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Bless The Irish [Nov. 20th, 2005|02:05 pm]
[mood |rushedrushed]
[music |James - born of frustration]

Dublin Toast:
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won
him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!?

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the
best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed,
John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me and I was a bit surprised meself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he
fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to
make him come."
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there's snow on my porch....sigh [Nov. 17th, 2005|12:37 pm]
[music |Pixies - where is my mind]

Ok...for those of you that dont know, I put in for a new job as a lab technician at RIT. This will be the second time that i've put in for it. The job itself is the same shit i used to do at Xerox. Now it just comes with additional funding from the school. Plus i know one of the supervisors there. She's the one trying to get me in...God Bless Her! Comes with some major benefits too. Get to take classes for free...access to a bunch of different labs and departments (photography!!!) more money than what im making now...and i'd be in charge of the students in my lab. "You will address me as SIR!!!" In my free time on the job, i'll prob go down and play with the monkeys in the cosmetics lab...lol

Trying not to get my hopes up too much...but it is good timing. Just got an e-mail regarding my graduating class 10 year reunion. (the first one of you bastards that makes an "old man" comment is getting my walker upside your head!!!) Be cooler to go to it and say, "Yeah i'm working as a lab technician at RIT." rather than, "Yeah you know that fuzzy stuff in your windows? I make that."
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